Best Cows

I don't care what the fox says!
Here is what the cow says

1 19

tail up = do not disturb
just sayn'

2 19

stop and smell the pasture
a cow shouldn't be in a hurry

1 15

chew the moo
don't swallow whole chunks of steak

5 14

got milk
no question

1 13

no tipping please
it's not ok with the cow

1 12

it's a cow thing
you wouldn't understand

2 12

to err is human
to forgive bovine

1 12

Dairy Funny
when the cow hears a lame joke

1 10

behold the power of the cheese source
almost as good as bacon

1 10

turn the udder cheek
cow forgiveness

1 9

the moo who knew
enlightened cow

1 9

I am cow
hear me moo

1 9

brand spanking moo
a calf at birth

1 8

needle in a haystack
a legitimate fear for the cow

1 8

when life gives you cows
drink milk

1 8

if the shoe fits
it's a weird shoe

1 8

when cows fly
there'll be pie in the sky

1 8

bovinistic unpleasantness
a fine how do you moo

1 8

moo deal
roosevelt cow

2 8

moo world order
the cows are taking over

1 8

liv'n la vida vaca
life in the pasture

1 7

cowlick
a special moment with the cow

1 7

amazing graze
how sweet the hay

1 7

got up on the wrong side of the stall
grouchy cow

1 7

spot on
cow camo

1 7

cow art worthy
so paint the cow

1 7

moo tattoo
brand identification

1 7

hay now
pie later

1 7

cash cow
it's why they call it a bull market

2 6

stationary dairy
cow gone still

1 6

a whole udder country
texas cow

1 6

cattle cradle
fit for a king

1 6

udder side down
all is right with the cow

1 6

scary dairy
udder sputter

1 5

udder contempt
lactose intolerance

1 5

big old moo hullabaloo
making a moutain out of a cow pie

1 5

cow sweet it is
cow euphoria

1 5

a moo in the pew
a bit of a problem for the church

1 5

don't misconstrue the moo
try to udder stand

1 5

hay as you go
cow subscription

1 5

when the cattle skedaddle
it's time to get out of the pasture

1 5

go ahead make my hay
clint eastwood cow

1 5

wow cow
just that good

1 5

two left feet
yes and two right ones, so?

2 5

cows
betcha can't eat just one

1 5

no crud in the cud
even cows have standards

1 5

gross lactose
straight from the udder

1 5

fuddy duddy udder buddy
cow pals

1 5

oversized pies
too much hay today

1 5

moo jeans
levi cow

1 5

break away from the herd
bovine bravery

1 4

eat more chicken
alright maybe a little self serving

1 4

don't try the pie
sound advice from a cow waitress

1 4

make a beeline for the bovine
when you really need to ask the cow

1 4

to moo or not to moo
that is the cow question

1 3

dairy dairy quite contrary
defiant cow

1 3

it had to be moo
cow inevitability

1 3

De-calf-enated
mom cow after giving birth

1 3

the cow vow
do good unto udders

1 3

herd it through the bovine
cow gossip

1 3

cowesque
decor de bovine

1 3

allow the cow
if you don't know how

1 3

cow and proud
it's a good day not to be a turkey

1 3

cowpoke
could be dangerous

1 3

state of graze
Texas of course

1 3

lactose intolerance
bigoted cow

1 3

the vows of the cows
as the cows profess

1 3

heifer suppressor
cow kryptonite

1 3

don't laugh at the calf
it wouldn't sit well with mama cow

1 3

in one ear out the udder
quite painful to the cow

1 3

fatted calf
in danger of being dinner

1 3

haypal
cow commerce

1 3

seattle cattle
space needle in a haystack

1 3

milk toast
celebrating cow style

1 3

udder gutter
ADA accomodation for low hangers

1 3

love the udder cutter
said no cow ever

1 3

the moo that grew
big ol cow

1 3

pasture prime
over the hill cow

2 3

bounty cow
the quicker udder picker

1 3

buttered udder
cow gone wrong

1 3

lactation oscillation
milk shake

1 3

moo york moo york
start spreading the moos, I'm leaving the hay

1 3

moo man chew
the farmer's tobacco

1 3

take it to an udder level
just above the mud

1 3

walks like a duck talks like a duck quacks like a duck
probably not a cow

1 3

cow bells rock
it's how you know it's rock and roll

1 2

no bull. I'm a cow!
boviniacally obvious

1 2

moo...boviniacally speaking
let's talk live stalk

1 2

beef or you know it
cow punctuality

2 2

an udder day an udder dollar
the life of a working class cow

1 2

what's moo with you?
the cow wants to know

1 2

until my friends and I come home
how long can this go on?

1 2

benevolent bovine
kind-hearted cow

1 2

just moo it
Nike Cow

1 2

milk dud
no milk today

1 2

the cow don't meow
and the cat don't moo

1 2

steer wars
may the cow be with you

1 2

cow you're cooking
when the cow is dinner

1 2

moo on cue
perfect cow timing

1 2

moo to look up to
a cow with integrity

1 2

who slew the moo
cow killer

1 2

mooie louie
oh no, we gotta go now

1 2

moo crew
a bunch of cowboys

1 2

cow wow
native cows getting together

1 2

udder strutter
proud cow

1 2

cow shalt not steal
plus where would he keep the bootie

2 2

moo anew
the reinvention of the cow

2 2

due to the moo
pay the cow

2 2

udder butter
low hanging fruit

1 2

cow
the udder white meat

1 2

spilt milk
udder leakage

1 2

double udder
2 or 8 you make the call

1 2

moose
cow++

2 2

think outside the barn
creative cow

1 2

rainy day hay
for the prudent cow

1 2

don't demean the holstein
have a little respect for the cow

1 2

when the bovine whine
we got some sad cows

1 2

moo overdue
this cow is late

1 2

hail to the beef
in honor of cows everywhere

1 2

see through moo
invisible cow

1 2

when you just want to moo
succumb to your inner cow

1 2

few blue moo
mostly happy cows

1 2

accrue some moo
build your herd

1 2

kelly moo book
accepted cow values

1 2

moo cross moo shield
premium cow health insurance

1 2

moo angels
navy cow pilots

1 2

once in a blue moo
infrequent cow

1 2

nothing but moo sky
the livin is easy in the pasture

1 2

moo zone
cows only please

1 2

moos on a cruise
classic car cows

1 2

mooless
empty pasture

1 2

dairy christmas cow
o night bovine

1 2

honorary dairy
margarine

1 2

powdered milk
udderly dry

1 2

inter-moo
in the middle of the herd

1 2

pasture disaster
cow-lamity

1 2

fall through moo
the cow couldn't get it together

1 2

moo residue
pie

1 2

moo interview
getting an udder point of view

1 2

leaky udder
cream in the pie

1 2

a cow's home
is his barn

1 2

heifer accessor
check'n out the cows

1 2

been thru the desert on a cow with no name
actually, most cows don't have names

1 2

bulls eye
not the cow's favorite target

1 2

kill two cows with one stone
why would you do that?

1 2

you won't smile
if you step in a pile

1 2

don't have a cow
unless your a cow and your pregnant

1 2

cow doo
could be hair style; could be pie

1 2

hanging at the burger joint
naive cow

1 2

the cow who cried wolf
untrue moo

1 2

the cow who knew too much
not a fan of barbeque

1 2

cow without a cause
pretty standard for cows

1 2

cows in black
protecting us from alien cows

0 2

just the udder day
the cow was saying...

1 2

I pine for another bovine
This cow's in love

1 1

have you herd the moos
We are to love one an udder

1 1

holy cow
divine bovine

1 1

milk mug
give me the mooola

1 1

don't dine on bovine
the cow takes it personally

1 1

I walk the line for an udder bovine
cow loyalty

1 1

bovine in a breadline
cow poverty

1 1

bovine on cloud nine
a really happy cow

1 1

cow chat
let's talk live stock

1 1

a cow's gotta do what a cow's gotta do
It's boviniacally inevitable

1 1

another cow another udder
just sayn'

1 1

how the other calf lives
cow envy

1 1

bovine in the pipeline
knocked up cow

1 1

don't hate the ungulate
cows are people too

1 1

moo debut
new born calf

1 1

don't malign the bovine
today is cow appreciation day

1 1

after the earthquake
milkshake cow

1 1

it could happen to moo
cow possibilities

1 1

udder failure
no milk today

1 1

pasture bedtime
late night cow

1 1

one way or an udder
cow persistence

1 1

I double dairy you
cow challenge

1 1

one cow and then the udder
cow coordination

1 1

a moo point
from the cow perspective

1 1

cows just want to have fun
Lauper Cow

1 1

an udder brick in the wall
Pink Floyd Cow

1 1

every cow has a silver lining
optimistic cow

1 1

There is no i in cow
get on the cow team

1 1

a raised cow eyebrow
bovinistic skepticism

1 1

cow know-how
cud chewing 101

1 1

cow about it?
bovinistic inquiry

1 1

udder control
milk on demand

1 1

how great cow art
udderly awesome

1 1

cow goes it?
it's fine for the bovine

1 1

when cow art with me
I need to watch my step

1 1

the milk in one glass
is worth two in the udder

1 1

don't buy me
if you can get the milk for free

1 1

complimentary dairy
free milk

1 1

kowtow to the cow
this cow's in charge

1 1

just now cow
an udder on time arrival

1 1

beef chief
tribal cow

1 1

coward
towards the cow

1 1

cowicide
cows killing cows

1 1

cowocracy
of the cow, by the cow, for the cow

1 1

don't fear the steer
harmless cow

1 1

dairy queen
cow royalty

1 1

don't coddle the cattle
a cows gotta stand on his own 4 feet

1 1

dazzle the cattle
cows are easily impressed

1 1

udder inversion
major innie

1 1

fuller udder
more milk today

1 1

udder lover
that would be a calf

1 1

udder grabber
a farmer getting some milk

1 1

muddy udder
low rider

1 1

udder triple header
one udder short

1 1

don't compare yourself to udders
because that would be weird

1 1

giving to udders
philanthropic cow

1 1

every udder day
it's another udder joke

1 1

saving graze
waiting for the good grass

1 1

lapse from graze
cow banishment

1 1

fall from graze
now feeding at the trough

1 1

your graze is enough
sufficient cow

1 1

happy easter
cow good and faithful servant

1 1

cow hast made me
said the calf

1 1

cow shalt not spill
udder cover cow

1 1

few moo do
make it out of the pasture

1 1

moo coup
the cow is taking over

1 1

moo goo
beware of the pie

1 1

moo two
secondary cow

1 1

too moo for you
way too much cow

1 1

fear of the steer
the begining of cow wisdom

1 1

don't jeer the steer
you may shed a tear

1 1

blue suede hooves
don't step on em

1 1

cow or never
the time of the bovine

1 1

moo taboo
what the cow won't do

1 1

timbuktu moo
distant cow

1 1

moo stew
sad day for the cow

1 1

step away from the cow
moove on over

1 1

tried and true moo
cow dependability

1 1

true blue moo
the best kind of cow

1 1

this moo will sue
litigious cow

1 1

too few moo
not enough cows

1 1

moo in the zoo
government cutbacks

1 1

make do moo
barely adequate cow

1 1

deja vu moo
have I herd this before

1 1

red white and moo
patriotic cow

1 1

hay it forward
cow generosity

1 1

half calf
not fully decaffeinated

1 1

livestock double talk
bovinistic balderdash

1 1

vaca de mayo
cow of the month

1 1

luau cow
hawaiian bovine

1 1

half dozen udder
just wrong

1 1

moo with a cue
pool hustler cow

1 1

in leiu of the moo
cow alternatives

1 1

the new moo
cow make over

1 1

rue the moo
to regret the cow

1 1

moo with the flu
one sick cow

1 1

ruffled udder
irritated cow

1 1

stampede
cows gone wild

2 1

pint size pies
of the calf

2 1

moo said boo
halloween cow

1 1

moo d'etat
cow uprising

1 1

moo hampshire
early cow primary state

1 1

moo moo
frumpy cow

0 1

moo of a kind
affiliated cows

1 1

moo of hearts
affectionate cow

1 1

moo ya gonna call
roast busters

1 1

moos on booze
alcoholic cows

1 1

take your cues from the moos
and don't wear no shoes

1 1

a cow's place
is on the roam

1 1

udderfinger
kinda gross cow candy bar

1 1

moo in the loo
pie maker

1 1

funny farm
cows of comedy

1 1

cow deep is your love
bee gee cow

1 1

jump
cow high?

1 1

cow sweet the sound
moo

1 1

the cow of monte cristo
an udder classic

1 1

sweet cow o mine
guns and roses cow

1 1

mary had a little cow the milk was white as snow
and everywhere that mary went the milk was sure to flow

1 1

you do the hokey pokey
and you turn yourself around, that's what the cow's about

1 1

the few the proud the cows
semper vacca

1 1

ordinary dairy
plain vanilla ice cream

1 1

coronary dairy
38% milk fat

1 1

steak out
free range cows

1 1

blue moos
the sadness of the cows

1 1

milk of magnesia
for flatter pies

1 1

uddermost
a maximum of four please

1 1

don't udder a word
how would you do that anyway?

1 1

udder perfection
four; no more no less

1 1

udder surprise
cold hands

1 1

udder silence
quiet milking

1 1

udderly ridiculous
anything over 10

1 1

udderly amazing
steerpendous

1 1

udderly confused
push vs pull

1 1

warm hands
udder gratitude

1 1

definitive cow
final bovinal

1 1

gumshoe moo
private cow eyed

1 1

moo revenue
milk money

1 1

moo out of the blue
unexpected cow

1 1

taboo moo
this cow is off limits

1 1

get used to the moo
you're getting one every day

1 1

covetous cow
udder envy

1 1

absentminded cow
forgot the udders

0 1

adamant cow
just no udder way

0 1

anniversary cow
with love to lisa

0 1

cowardly cow
shaking in his hooves

0 1

cultured cow
butter

0 1

baffled bovine
cow confounded

0 1

bionic bovine
6 million dollar cow

0 1

st. patrick's day
lucky cow

0 1

bacon and eggs
Yes

0 1

alpha cow
over all the udders

0 1

bold bovine
courageous cow

0 1

compassionate cow
thinking of udders

0 1

contemptuous cow
thinks udders are worthless

0 1

udder delight
soft grass in the pasture

0 1

udder up
backsliding cow

0 1

dairy poppins
flying cow nanny

0 1

dairy tyler moore
young single career cow

0 1

do the moo
get your cow on

0 1

cud chewing tips
slow and steady

0 1

woof woof
april fools

0 1

we the cows
in order to form a more perfect herd

0 1

cold hands
udder discontent

0 1

a cow walks into a bar
and starts having one after an udder

0 1

once upon a time there was a cow
and there you have it

0 1

moo at one end
poo at the other

0 1

a cow, a horse and a chicken walk into a bar
this could be a real problem

0 1

that's the way the patty crumbles
and the cow's ok with that

0 1

where are all the udders?
your guess is as good as bovine

0 1

a cow walks into a barn
and says hey where is the barn tender?

0 1

bad moo rising
creedence cow

0 1

moo walker
michael jackson cow

0 1

barn mitzvah
a calf coming of age

0 1

one small step for cow
one giant leap for cow kind

0 1

make like a cow pie
and hit the trail

0 1

sometimes you feel like a pie
sometimes you don't

0 1

I double dog dairy you
the ultimate cow challenge

0 1

I'm not a cow
but I do play one on tv

0 1

a piece of the cow action
mafia cow

0 1

a stitch in time
saves bovine

0 1

pie happens
and then you die

0 1

you can fool some of the people some of the time
but you can't fool the cow

0 1

big cheese
alpha cow

0 1

cheese burger
to ask too much of the cow

0 1

when the cow takes a bow
probably just eating grass

0 1

bovine hotline
cows on call

0 1

foam rubber udder
totally bogus

0 1

who mood
'cause that's just rude

0 1

spot check
screen the holstein

0 1

kick the bucket
this means something entirely different to the cow

0 1

let sleeping cows lie
because telling the truth is hard when you're sleeping

0 1

cows will be cows
so watch your step in the pasture

0 1

put your hoof down
the cow takes a stand

0 1

pie hole
has a different meaning for the cow

0 1

dressed to the bovines
not so fancy

0 1

hit the hay
or just eat it like the cow does

0 1

unknown t-bone
anonymous cow

0 1

don't gawk at the livestock
cows can be sensitive

0 1

sweet talk the livestock
be nice to them cows

0 1

party line of the bovine
official cow policy

0 1

the last straw
and now the cow will go hungry

0 1

the cow's eybrows
are not often raised

0 1

woo the moo
get the cow on your side

0 1

how's the cows?
udderly awesome

0 1

milky way
follow the leaky udder

0 1

milk money
entrepreneurial cow

0 1

the day the cow stood still
udder motionlessness

0 1

12 angry cows
udder reversal on the cow jury

0 1

big hoof
mythical cow creature

0 1

the cow identity
jason bovine

0 1

time and a calf
overtime cow

0 1

calf nelson
popular cow wrestling move

0 1

the cow will allow
warm hands only please

1 1

don't barbecue the moo
have a little consideration for the cow

1 1

10 B OR NOT 10 B
logical shaksperian binary cow

1 1

bonnie and cow
bank robbing cows

1 1

the cow with one red shoe
one weird cow for sure

1 1

honey I shrunk the cow
calf sized

1 1

the men who stare at cows
farmers

1 1

curiosity didn't kill the cow
the cow saw what happened to the cat

1 1

dead cows don't talk
but then neither do live cows

1 1

you can't teach an old cow new tricks
it's hard enough to teach a young cow

1 1

cow's who live in glass barns
nevermind cows don't throw stones anyway

1 1

burger joint
the cow's knee

1 1

you can't judge a barn
by its cow

1 1

udder tugger
dairy farmer

1 1

moo guru
one who knows all things cow

0 1

moo stew or glue
the plight of an unlucky cow

1 1

too true moo
an over-honest cow

1 1

only a few true moo
there just aren't that many honest cows

1 1

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