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tail up = do not disturb
      just sayn'
2 19
I don't care what the fox says!
      Here is what the cow says
1 18
stop and smell the pasture
      a cow shouldn't be in a hurry
1 15
got milk
      no question
1 13
no tipping please
      it's not ok with the cow
1 12
it's a cow thing
      you wouldn't understand
2 12
to err is human
      to forgive bovine
1 12
chew the moo
      don't swallow whole chunks of steak
5 12
Dairy Funny
      when the cow hears a lame joke
1 10
behold the power of the cheese source
      almost as good as bacon
1 10
turn the udder cheek
      cow forgiveness
1 9
the moo who knew
      enlightened cow
1 9
I am cow
      hear me moo
1 9
brand spanking moo
      a calf at birth
1 8
needle in a haystack
      a legitimate fear for the cow
1 8
when life gives you cows
      drink milk
1 8
if the shoe fits
      it's a weird shoe
1 8
when cows fly
      there'll be pie in the sky
1 8
bovinistic unpleasantness
      a fine how do you moo
1 8
moo deal
      roosevelt cow
2 8
moo world order
      the cows are taking over
1 8
liv'n la vida vaca
      life in the pasture
1 7
cowlick
      a special moment with the cow
1 7
amazing graze
      how sweet the hay
1 7
got up on the wrong side of the stall
      grouchy cow
1 7
spot on
      cow camo
1 7
cow art worthy
      so paint the cow
1 7
moo tattoo
      brand identification
1 7
hay now
      pie later
1 7
cash cow
      it's why they call it a bull market
2 6
stationary dairy
      cow gone still
1 6
a whole udder country
      texas cow
1 6
cattle cradle
      fit for a king
1 6
udder side down
      all is right with the cow
1 6
scary dairy
      udder sputter
1 5
udder contempt
      lactose intolerance
1 5
big old moo hullabaloo
      making a moutain out of a cow pie
1 5
cow sweet it is
      cow euphoria
1 5
a moo in the pew
      a bit of a problem for the church
1 5
don't misconstrue the moo
      try to udder stand
1 5
hay as you go
      cow subscription
1 5
when the cattle skedaddle
      it's time to get out of the pasture
1 5
go ahead make my hay
      clint eastwood cow
1 5
wow cow
      just that good
1 5
two left feet
      yes and two right ones, so?
2 5
cows
      betcha can't eat just one
1 5
no crud in the cud
      even cows have standards
1 5
gross lactose
      straight from the udder
1 5
fuddy duddy udder buddy
      cow pals
1 5
oversized pies
      too much hay today
1 5
moo jeans
      levi cow
1 5
break away from the herd
      bovine bravery
1 4
eat more chicken
      alright maybe a little self serving
1 4
don't try the pie
      sound advice from a cow waitress
1 4
make a beeline for the bovine
      when you really need to ask the cow
1 4
to moo or not to moo
      that is the cow question
1 3
dairy dairy quite contrary
      defiant cow
1 3
it had to be moo
      cow inevitability
1 3
De-calf-enated
      mom cow after giving birth
1 3
the cow vow
      do good unto udders
1 3
herd it through the bovine
      cow gossip
1 3
cowesque
      decor de bovine
1 3
allow the cow
      if you don't know how
1 3
cow and proud
      it's a good day not to be a turkey
1 3
cowpoke
      could be dangerous
1 3
state of graze
      Texas of course
1 3
lactose intolerance
      bigoted cow
1 3
the vows of the cows
      as the cows profess
1 3
heifer suppressor
      cow kryptonite
1 3
don't laugh at the calf
      it wouldn't sit well with mama cow
1 3
in one ear out the udder
      quite painful to the cow
1 3
fatted calf
      in danger of being dinner
1 3
haypal
      cow commerce
1 3
seattle cattle
      space needle in a haystack
1 3
udder gutter
      ADA accomodation for low hangers
1 3
love the udder cutter
      said no cow ever
1 3
the moo that grew
      big ol cow
1 3
pasture prime
      over the hill cow
2 3
bounty cow
      the quicker udder picker
1 3
buttered udder
      cow gone wrong
1 3
lactation oscillation
      milk shake
1 3
moo york moo york
      start spreading the moos, I'm leaving the hay
1 3
moo man chew
      the farmer's tobacco
1 3
take it to an udder level
      just above the mud
1 3
1 3
cow bells rock
      it's how you know it's rock and roll
1 2
no bull. I'm a cow!
      boviniacally obvious
1 2
moo...boviniacally speaking
      let's talk live stalk
1 2
beef or you know it
      cow punctuality
2 2
an udder day an udder dollar
      the life of a working class cow
1 2
what's moo with you?
      the cow wants to know
1 2
until my friends and I come home
      how long can this go on?
1 2
benevolent bovine
      kind-hearted cow
1 2
just moo it
      Nike Cow
1 2
milk dud
      no milk today
1 2
the cow don't meow
      and the cat don't moo
1 2
steer wars
      may the cow be with you
1 2
cow you're cooking
      when the cow is dinner
1 2
moo on cue
      perfect cow timing
1 2
moo to look up to
      a cow with integrity
1 2
who slew the moo
      cow killer
1 2
mooie louie
      oh no, we gotta go now
1 2
moo crew
      a bunch of cowboys
1 2
milk toast
      celebrating cow style
1 2
cow wow
      native cows getting together
1 2
udder strutter
      proud cow
1 2
cow shalt not steal
      plus where would he keep the bootie
2 2
moo anew
      the reinvention of the cow
2 2
due to the moo
      pay the cow
2 2
udder butter
      low hanging fruit
1 2
cow
      the udder white meat
1 2
spilt milk
      udder leakage
1 2
double udder
      2 or 8 you make the call
1 2
moose
      cow++
2 2
think outside the barn
      creative cow
1 2
rainy day hay
      for the prudent cow
1 2
don't demean the holstein
      have a little respect for the cow
1 2
when the bovine whine
      we got some sad cows
1 2
moo overdue
      this cow is late
1 2
hail to the beef
      in honor of cows everywhere
1 2
see through moo
      invisible cow
1 2
when you just want to moo
      succumb to your inner cow
1 2
few blue moo
      mostly happy cows
1 2
accrue some moo
      build your herd
1 2
kelly moo book
      accepted cow values
1 2
moo cross moo shield
      premium cow health insurance
1 2
moo angels
      navy cow pilots
1 2
once in a blue moo
      infrequent cow
1 2
nothing but moo sky
      the livin is easy in the pasture
1 2
moo zone
      cows only please
1 2
moos on a cruise
      classic car cows
1 2
mooless
      empty pasture
1 2
dairy christmas cow
      o night bovine
1 2
honorary dairy
      margarine
1 2
powdered milk
      udderly dry
1 2
inter-moo
      in the middle of the herd
1 2
pasture disaster
      cow-lamity
1 2
fall through moo
      the cow couldn't get it together
1 2
moo residue
      pie
1 2
moo interview
      getting an udder point of view
1 2
leaky udder
      cream in the pie
1 2
a cow's home
      is his barn
1 2
heifer accessor
      check'n out the cows
1 2
been thru the desert on a cow with no name
      actually, most cows don't have names
1 2
bulls eye
      not the cow's favorite target
1 2
kill two cows with one stone
      why would you do that?
1 2
you won't smile
      if you step in a pile
1 2
don't have a cow
      unless your a cow and your pregnant
1 2
cow doo
      could be hair style; could be pie
1 2
hanging at the burger joint
      naive cow
1 2
the cow who cried wolf
      untrue moo
1 2
the cow who knew too much
      not a fan of barbeque
1 2
cow without a cause
      pretty standard for cows
1 2
cows in black
      protecting us from alien cows
0 2
just the udder day
      the cow was saying...
1 2
I pine for another bovine
      This cow's in love
1 1
have you herd the moos
      We are to love one an udder
1 1
holy cow
      divine bovine
1 1
milk mug
      give me the mooola
1 1
don't dine on bovine
      the cow takes it personally
1 1
I walk the line for an udder bovine
      cow loyalty
1 1
bovine in a breadline
      cow poverty
1 1
bovine on cloud nine
      a really happy cow
1 1
cow chat
      let's talk live stock
1 1
a cow's gotta do what a cow's gotta do
      It's boviniacally inevitable
1 1
another cow another udder
      just sayn'
1 1
how the other calf lives
      cow envy
1 1
bovine in the pipeline
      knocked up cow
1 1
don't hate the ungulate
      cows are people too
1 1
moo debut
      new born calf
1 1
don't malign the bovine
      today is cow appreciation day
1 1
after the earthquake
      milkshake cow
1 1
it could happen to moo
      cow possibilities
1 1
udder failure
      no milk today
1 1
pasture bedtime
      late night cow
1 1
one way or an udder
      cow persistence
1 1
I double dairy you
      cow challenge
1 1
one cow and then the udder
      cow coordination
1 1
a moo point
      from the cow perspective
1 1
cows just want to have fun
      Lauper Cow
1 1
an udder brick in the wall
      Pink Floyd Cow
1 1
every cow has a silver lining
      optimistic cow
1 1
There is no i in cow
      get on the cow team
1 1
a raised cow eyebrow
      bovinistic skepticism
1 1
cow know-how
      cud chewing 101
1 1
cow about it?
      bovinistic inquiry
1 1
udder control
      milk on demand
1 1
how great cow art
      udderly awesome
1 1
cow goes it?
      it's fine for the bovine
1 1
when cow art with me
      I need to watch my step
1 1
the milk in one glass
      is worth two in the udder
1 1
don't buy me
      if you can get the milk for free
1 1
complimentary dairy
      free milk
1 1
kowtow to the cow
      this cow's in charge
1 1
just now cow
      an udder on time arrival
1 1
beef chief
      tribal cow
1 1
coward
      towards the cow
1 1
cowicide
      cows killing cows
1 1
cowocracy
      of the cow, by the cow, for the cow
1 1
don't fear the steer
      harmless cow
1 1
dairy queen
      cow royalty
1 1
don't coddle the cattle
      a cows gotta stand on his own 4 feet
1 1
dazzle the cattle
      cows are easily impressed
1 1
udder inversion
      major innie
1 1
fuller udder
      more milk today
1 1
udder lover
      that would be a calf
1 1
udder grabber
      a farmer getting some milk
1 1
muddy udder
      low rider
1 1
udder triple header
      one udder short
1 1
don't compare yourself to udders
      because that would be weird
1 1
giving to udders
      philanthropic cow
1 1
every udder day
      it's another udder joke
1 1
saving graze
      waiting for the good grass
1 1
lapse from graze
      cow banishment
1 1
fall from graze
      now feeding at the trough
1 1
your graze is enough
      sufficient cow
1 1
happy easter
      cow good and faithful servant
1 1
cow hast made me
      said the calf
1 1
cow shalt not spill
      udder cover cow
1 1
few moo do
      make it out of the pasture
1 1
moo coup
      the cow is taking over
1 1
moo goo
      beware of the pie
1 1
moo two
      secondary cow
1 1
too moo for you
      way too much cow
1 1
fear of the steer
      the begining of cow wisdom
1 1
don't jeer the steer
      you may shed a tear
1 1
blue suede hooves
      don't step on em
1 1
cow or never
      the time of the bovine
1 1
moo taboo
      what the cow won't do
1 1
timbuktu moo
      distant cow
1 1
moo stew
      sad day for the cow
1 1
step away from the cow
      moove on over
1 1
tried and true moo
      cow dependability
1 1
true blue moo
      the best kind of cow
1 1
this moo will sue
      litigious cow
1 1
too few moo
      not enough cows
1 1
moo in the zoo
      government cutbacks
1 1
make do moo
      barely adequate cow
1 1
deja vu moo
      have I herd this before
1 1
red white and moo
      patriotic cow
1 1
hay it forward
      cow generosity
1 1
half calf
      not fully decaffeinated
1 1
livestock double talk
      bovinistic balderdash
1 1
vaca de mayo
      cow of the month
1 1
luau cow
      hawaiian bovine
1 1
half dozen udder
      just wrong
1 1
moo with a cue
      pool hustler cow
1 1
in leiu of the moo
      cow alternatives
1 1
the new moo
      cow make over
1 1
rue the moo
      to regret the cow
1 1
moo with the flu
      one sick cow
1 1
ruffled udder
      irritated cow
1 1
stampede
      cows gone wild
2 1
pint size pies
      of the calf
2 1
moo said boo
      halloween cow
1 1
moo d'etat
      cow uprising
1 1
moo hampshire
      early cow primary state
1 1
moo moo
      frumpy cow
0 1
moo of a kind
      affiliated cows
1 1
moo of hearts
      affectionate cow
1 1
moo ya gonna call
      roast busters
1 1
moos on booze
      alcoholic cows
1 1
take your cues from the moos
      and don't wear no shoes
1 1
a cow's place
      is on the roam
1 1
udderfinger
      kinda gross cow candy bar
1 1
moo in the loo
      pie maker
1 1
funny farm
      cows of comedy
1 1
cow deep is your love
      bee gee cow
1 1
jump
      cow high?
1 1
cow sweet the sound
      moo
1 1
the cow of monte cristo
      an udder classic
1 1
sweet cow o mine
      guns and roses cow
1 1
mary had a little cow the milk was white as snow
      and everywhere that mary went the milk was sure to flow
1 1
you do the hokey pokey
      and you turn yourself around, that's what the cow's about
1 1
the few the proud the cows
      semper vacca
1 1
ordinary dairy
      plain vanilla ice cream
1 1
coronary dairy
      38% milk fat
1 1
steak out
      free range cows
1 1
blue moos
      the sadness of the cows
1 1
milk of magnesia
      for flatter pies
1 1
uddermost
      a maximum of four please
1 1
don't udder a word
      how would you do that anyway?
1 1
udder perfection
      four; no more no less
1 1
udder surprise
      cold hands
1 1
udder silence
      quiet milking
1 1
udderly ridiculous
      anything over 10
1 1
udderly amazing
      steerpendous
1 1
udderly confused
      push vs pull
1 1
warm hands
      udder gratitude
1 1
definitive cow
      final bovinal
1 1
gumshoe moo
      private cow eyed
1 1
moo revenue
      milk money
1 1
moo out of the blue
      unexpected cow
1 1
taboo moo
      this cow is off limits
1 1
get used to the moo
      you're getting one every day
1 1
covetous cow
      udder envy
1 1
absentminded cow
      forgot the udders
0 1
adamant cow
      just no udder way
0 1
anniversary cow
      with love to lisa
0 1
cowardly cow
      shaking in his hooves
0 1
cultured cow
      butter
0 1
baffled bovine
      cow confounded
0 1
bionic bovine
      6 million dollar cow
0 1
st. patrick's day
      lucky cow
0 1
bacon and eggs
      Yes
0 1
alpha cow
      over all the udders
0 1
bold bovine
      courageous cow
0 1
compassionate cow
      thinking of udders
0 1
contemptuous cow
      thinks udders are worthless
0 1
udder delight
      soft grass in the pasture
0 1
udder up
      backsliding cow
0 1
dairy poppins
      flying cow nanny
0 1
dairy tyler moore
      young single career cow
0 1
do the moo
      get your cow on
0 1
cud chewing tips
      slow and steady
0 1
woof woof
      april fools
0 1
we the cows
      in order to form a more perfect herd
0 1
cold hands
      udder discontent
0 1
a cow walks into a bar
      and starts having one after an udder
0 1
once upon a time there was a cow
      and there you have it
0 1
moo at one end
      poo at the other
0 1
a cow, a horse and a chicken walk into a bar
      this could be a real problem
0 1
that's the way the patty crumbles
      and the cow's ok with that
0 1
where are all the udders?
      your guess is as good as bovine
0 1
a cow walks into a barn
      and says hey where is the barn tender?
0 1
bad moo rising
      creedence cow
0 1
moo walker
      michael jackson cow
0 1
barn mitzvah
      a calf coming of age
0 1
one small step for cow
      one giant leap for cow kind
0 1
make like a cow pie
      and hit the trail
0 1
sometimes you feel like a pie
      sometimes you don't
0 1
I double dog dairy you
      the ultimate cow challenge
0 1
I'm not a cow
      but I do play one on tv
0 1
a piece of the cow action
      mafia cow
0 1
a stitch in time
      saves bovine
0 1
pie happens
      and then you die
0 1
you can fool some of the people some of the time
      but you can't fool the cow
0 1
big cheese
      alpha cow
0 1
cheese burger
      to ask too much of the cow
0 1
when the cow takes a bow
      probably just eating grass
0 1
bovine hotline
      cows on call
0 1
foam rubber udder
      totally bogus
0 1
who mood
      'cause that's just rude
0 1
spot check
      screen the holstein
0 1
kick the bucket
      this means something entirely different to the cow
0 1
let sleeping cows lie
      because telling the truth is hard when you're sleeping
0 1
cows will be cows
      so watch your step in the pasture
0 1
put your hoof down
      the cow takes a stand
0 1
pie hole
      has a different meaning for the cow
0 1
dressed to the bovines
      not so fancy
0 1
hit the hay
      or just eat it like the cow does
0 1
unknown t-bone
      anonymous cow
0 1
don't gawk at the livestock
      cows can be sensitive
0 1
sweet talk the livestock
      be nice to them cows
0 1
party line of the bovine
      official cow policy
0 1
the last straw
      and now the cow will go hungry
0 1
the cow's eybrows
      are not often raised
0 1
woo the moo
      get the cow on your side
0 1
how's the cows?
      udderly awesome
0 1
milky way
      follow the leaky udder
0 1
milk money
      entrepreneurial cow
0 1
the day the cow stood still
      udder motionlessness
0 1
12 angry cows
      udder reversal on the cow jury
0 1
big hoof
      mythical cow creature
0 1
the cow identity
      jason bovine
0 1
time and a calf
      overtime cow
0 1
calf nelson
      popular cow wrestling move
0 1
the cow will allow
      warm hands only please
1 1
don't barbecue the moo
      have a little consideration for the cow
1 1
10 B OR NOT 10 B
      logical shaksperian binary cow
1 1
bonnie and cow
      bank robbing cows
1 1
the cow with one red shoe
      one weird cow for sure
1 1
honey I shrunk the cow
      calf sized
1 1
the men who stare at cows
      farmers
1 1
curiosity didn't kill the cow
      the cow saw what happened to the cat
1 1
dead cows don't talk
      but then neither do live cows
1 1
you can't teach an old cow new tricks
      it's hard enough to teach a young cow
1 1
cow's who live in glass barns
      nevermind cows don't throw stones anyway
1 1
burger joint
      the cow's knee
1 1
you can't judge a barn
      by its cow
1 1
udder tugger
      dairy farmer
1 1
moo guru
      one who knows all things cow
0 1
moo stew or glue
      the plight of an unlucky cow
1 1
too true moo
      an over-honest cow
1 1
only a few true moo
      there just aren't that many honest cows
1 1

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